Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Sunday, December 25, 2011

T'was MY night before Christmas

I decided the most appropriate way to tell the story (being the night before Christmas) was to go traditional. (Beware, this was all on the spot writing, nothing actually special):

T'was the night before Christmas, the family party was finished
As we stayed to clean up, the part-goers diminished.
We packed up our stuff, and we drive home in the dark
To find our hairy greeter went missing, so we heard not a bark.


The neighborhood was silent, quiet and mellow
All except for the calls for our lost puppy, Longfellow.
We whistled and shouted as I shed a tear
The night before Christmas and my dog was not here.


Tuckered and tired my siblings soon said
"I'm sure he is fine, let's crawl into bed"
Their words didn't soothe, the pain in my gut
So I sent out once more, to find my poor mutt.


A ways down the street, I walked out of sight
Equipped with only, a small bright flash-light.
While frightening thoughts, soon filled my head
I rationalized a way my best friend could be dead.


T'was the night before Christmas, and I nearly gave up
When quickly I turned at the cry of my pup!
Though past 10 o'clock, I knocked on a neighbors door
My dog was in their back yard, I WAS SO SURE!


The lady was friendly, and let me walk through her house
When I adverted my eyes to her half naked spouse
I wished those were boxers rather than tiny black briefs,
I walked out the door with a SIGH of relief!


I ignored the image now etched in my brain
But all of this trouble did not go in vain!
Covered in leaves, and quite muddy
But who cares!? I had found my long lost buddy!


I found my doggy, he was shaky and tense
Trying not to fall off a ledge, he got half stuck in a fence.
He sprang in my arms and he was filled with delight
It was a Merry Christmas Eve, and we had a goodnight.




Now it's Christmas day, and I feel very spoiled! Yoga pants and undies (which are MUCH prettier than that old mans down the street) from Vickies Secret. Nikon camera. Life As We Know It. Chocolate. A pretty cardigan. An egg beater (I still can't figure out why I got this one...!) Socks. Nail polish. A childhood favorite book, Harold And The Purple Crayon. Giftcard to Starbucks. A 3oz. mug from Starbucks. Lotion. Probably a few more things I can't think of... But I definitely feel like this is one of those bigger Christmas' for me. As daddy would say "Spoiled rotten to the core!" I miss that man.


Church was only an hour long, and it was pushed back an hour so it started at 10am. We had crepes, filled with nutella and bananas for Breakfast. The choir at church performed, and the narrators voice made me want to fall asleep (in a good way) ...And I got to mingle with a few friends afterwards. We got home and broke open all the packages under the tree! Now dinner will be at 4pm because my family enjoys eating.


And there's still. no. snow. ....RAIN, actually.
Merry Christmas everybody!



Sunday, November 27, 2011

Temple Square

(Not my picture)
Skinning-dipping. Tubing. Ice-skating. Hot-tubbing. Zip-lining. You know everything I've done! But by far my favorite thing, was being able to see the Salt Lake City temple. Last night I walked around temple square observing the opening weekend of all their Christmas lights. Left and right I picked up pieces of conversation from other people hearing words like "sealing room" or "testimony" and "Logan temple" ...I was DEFINITELY surrounded by hundreds of Mormons observing the same beauty I was seeing, and believing the same things I believe. It. Was. Awesome. It's amazing how when you're driving looking for the temple, you see it amid tall buildings and wonder why it was placed in such a busy spot, but then when you're actually there, all the other buildings disappear as you focus in on the temple. The lights were unbelievable. Nativities from all over the world were set up and it was interesting to see how everyone else pictures the story of Christmas. 

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Danny Kaye

Today... I found my other half. The man I would be very compatible with.
The only problem with living a happy long life with him, is that:
 He was born 98 years ago and died 24 years ago... I don't know which it is, but either me or him were born in the wrong time era, and it certainly wasn't him...

That's just the thing about "love" ...How on earth do you know that your TRUE match wasn't born 500 years ago?? Or in my case, 98... years... ago...

Danny Kaye. Maybe not the most attractive person in the world, but I would marry him just for his personality. There's not a movie I haven't seen of him that I haven't enjoyed and said "Oh yeah, I would totally marry that guy"

For example, this video clip is from the movie "White Christmas" with Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye... Danny Kaye is the goofy awesome one:


Lara even told me today, that she couldn't wait until I get married cause either my husband will be super funny, or really boring so I can balance him out. I'd hope the first.

...Speaking of Lara,
today we attempted another try at ice-skating.
The same attractive guy was working there, you know, the one who looks like a version of Spiderman's best friend/frenemy... (titles) James Franco.
(He's the one that gave us the garbage bags the other night)
As we were wrapping it up, Lara, well... she was totally flirty and they're going to fall in love.

Anyway. 
Lara is cool.
Danny Kaye is cool.
White Christmas is cool.
Old movies in general are cool.
And I saw Tess today! She is cool.


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