Dear, Santa. I want a man.

It's fah-lippin' cold and frosty outside. Want to know a secret? A boy man to make me breakfast right now would be just great. Because this morning I'm clearly incapable of doing it myself. Bahh to heck with it, I just want a man to snuggle-up with. Lemme have this one people, cause I secretly know you want one too.

As if that weren't enough, I found out that 106.9FM is playing Christmas music online (cause waiting a few more days for it to start on the radio just won't do) ...Am I ridiculous or am I ridiculous? Don't answer that.